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Fear my fuzzy bunnies...

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Town's Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Comments

( 2 comments — Drop A Feather )
wingedelf
Aug. 5th, 2003 12:06 am (UTC)
Be careful with talk like this, or Tom Ridge and his minions will show up at your house in fuzzy bunny slippers.
onyxangel
Aug. 5th, 2003 12:34 am (UTC)
Blue ones? Cuz...you know...I have a curse for blue bunny slippers...
( 2 comments — Drop A Feather )

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