?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

I'm just domestic enough (*cough*)

To understand and appreciate the humor in this: ;)

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well", said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she bust out crying."But mama, as soon as we returned he started using the most horrible language, things I'd never heard before! I mean all these 4-letter
words! You've got to come get me and take me home...PLEASE MAMA!"
"Honey," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me what he said. What could be so awful. What
4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you mama," wept the daughter." I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing the bride said, "Oh mama...words like: DUST, WASH, IRON,AND COOK... "
I'll pick you up in ten minutes, " said the mother

Comments

paulscat
May. 14th, 2002 01:31 pm (UTC)
heheheh Sadly, that is true!

Latest Month

May 2012
S M T W T F S
  12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Page Summary

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Lilia Ahner