A conversation you just don't want to have with your mother first thing in the morning and no sleep: (Yes, this did take place)

Mom: So, you're car was here this morning
Me: Yeah?
Mom: Where'd you go?
Me: Home.
Mom: With who?
Me: Jenni, Rob....and..a friend.
Mom: Who's the friend
Me: A friend
Mom: So, did you get lucky?
Me: *blink* (What??) Gee mom, want details
Mom: Sure!

Not...enough...coffee....