February 21st, 2002

devil girl

Couldn't resist...

SUREFIRE WAYS TO GET PUNISHED BY YOUR DOM!!

During wax play, sing "Happy Birthday to Me " and blow
out the candle

In the middle of an intense flogging, close your eyes
and snore.

Using your best Howard Cosell impression, give a
play-by-play account of what is being done to you.

When ordered "Look me in the eyes!" do it cross-eyed.

During a public verbal humiliation scene, stick your
fingers in your ears and say, "Nyah, nyah, I can't
hear
you!"

Decorate your Top's leathers with neon polka dots and
stripes.

Put a whoopee cushion in your Top's chair.

"Just say, 'No.'"

Use the toybag for dirty laundry. Forget to switch the
contents before the next play party.

Stick an Alka-seltzer in your mouth at the start of a
scene. Work up a good foam, and call out your safe
word.

Sing while being cropped.

Speak a language your Top doesn't know.

Giggle incessantly.

Tell your Top you can't count because your hands are
tied up and you can't see your fingers.

Take messages for your Top by writing them on post-its
and sticking them on your rear.

Superglue the nipple clamps shut.

Attach "clappers" to all the lights in the dungeon
just before a paddling
devil girl

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I'll bet you think this is a good thing, don't you? Laid-back, relaxed, your role in the relationship equates with that of the three-toed sloth. You have about as much personality as oatmeal, and thus you are incapable of wanting much, let alone dredging up the motivation to ask</a> for it.

Take the "Are you High-Maintenance?" quiz by Rez/Sanagi no Yume







Heh...I always ask! I just don't always get it :P No personality??? Ha! I'm a smart ass...there's personality for ya *harumphs* I'm a quiz whore.
devil girl

Ahhh...yes..I'm a happy girl :)

I'm getting my computer tonight! Oh yeah! HP 1.3 celleron processor, 512 RAM, 60 GB Hard drive, DVD drive, CD-RW drive, 17 inch flat surface monitor, printer, 3 year service agreement, blank cds and floppies. All for a little over $1600 - and a $200 rebate. I forgot to ask if that was internet related, but it said mail in rebate. I'll have to look at the paperwork. I'm hoping it doesn't go through MSN or something. I tried getting it last night while I was out with Bryan, but I don't have a credit card, and its too much to charge on the debit. *grumble* And I think they use telecheck, which won't take my checks. Yeah, I know..I have horrible credit. So, today, on lunch, I get to go to the bank. Yippee.
The computer is more than I was expecting to pay, and more than I actually budgeted. I got a better deal than with Dell however, so it was worth the extra. I'll just have to do some creative financing..like, no costco trip, no little items of clothing that are needed/wanted. I'm determined to take that Tarot class though. I think I can squeek by for the week :) Also, tonight, trip down to Ikea for the desk. I'm not going to be able to get the chair, but its cheap enough that I can get it in a couple weeks. No biggie there. I think the desk will help out a lot with the comfort of my current chair (G)
After computer shopping, Bryan and I went to Outback for dinner. YUUMMM. It hit the spot - had desert and everything. Bryan and I chit chatted and caught up on things. I miss him when I don't get to see him. But, his overtime should be done soon. And things should get back to a fairly normal keel. I brought him home to the kitty - whom he promptly blessed with Sehkmet. *ahem* Oh joy....*smirk* And I know she's laughing at me right now. Heh.
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devil girl

Oh my....

My mother went on a date last night. With a black man. *blink* Not that I think this is bad...its someone she used to work with...and as I recall, he was a very nice man. Very likeable. I'm surprised, first because she actually *went* on the date...and second, because grandma didn't throw a fit that he's a black man. Wow. Grandma's come a long way :) Mom said she had a nice time, and they plan on going out again. I'm glad she's found someone she likes!
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