AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW - Bought My Wife
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT - Fix It All the Time
FORD - First On Rust and Deterioration
GM - General Maintenance
GMC -Got A Mechanic Coming?
HONDA - Had One Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular
SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
TOYOTA - Too Often Yanks Overprice This Auto
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW - Virtually Worthless
I'm starving, and it just hit me with a dizzying impact. 15 more minutes......
45 fucking minutes later I get to go. I despise people. So, here I am, handling an argumentitive customer when I'm light headed, shaking and bordering nasious. This, of course, makes me snappy, and less likely to be sympathetic...I don't fucking care, get the hell off my phone. Thankfully, after a firm (okay, probably nasty) tone, and repeating the same yes or no question 4 times, the customer got the hint. I closed the call, and on the verge of shaking myself to death and/or passing out, went to get food. Blessed food....
I'm still shaking, which is an alarm in itself. Usually after I eat a few bites of food, I stop shaking. The thing is, now I can't tell if I'm shaking from lack of food, or from anger. Food I think, as I'm not terribly angry anymore. Annoyed yes, outright angry, no. *sigh* Welcome to hell.
Okay...I'm calm now, I think. At any rate, I've stopped shaking, and I feel better. Not so lightheaded. Definately improvement.
System Failure - Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
User Error: Replace user - now get out of here!
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your
Thanks Bryan, for the smile...it was much needed :)
Its days like today that remind me of why I like to spend so much of my time ALONE. *snarl*
Okay. I'm creating wedding rings. Is marriage on my mind? No. Why am I doing this? Because I can...and its entertaining me for the moment. But..it gives some insight to just how numb I am. Everything but the groom.....*smirks*