June 11th, 2002

devil girl

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My LiveJournal is kinda annoying!

For shame! You post quiz results once in a while, either

because you like the graphics and think other will too, or

because you're a sheep and your friends do it to. Nobody cares

if you got "strawberry" or "Rainbow Brite"...Just stick to

what's important in your life.

I took the LJ rating test by Atomic Blue and Cracker Face!

Feh. I post what I like, think, do, whatever :P

devil girl


Some lovely quotes - provided via email from mom:

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job.But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."Jeff Foxworthy

"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them? Marilyn Pittman

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." Johnny Carson

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" Warren Hutcherson

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait." A. Whitney Brown

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." Drew Carey
devil girl

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So...I'm thinking. There's a lot of great people here on LJ right in my area. I'd love to meet some of these people. So..now, a way to do so. How about....a night of dinner/coffee/something? A general invite to anyone who wants to show.....

So, whatcha think?
devil girl

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You've realized that there's noway you can get through life without sitting back and laughing at it. There's lots of funny things in this world, and stupid people to make fun of, to provide endless entertainment to the many number of people that surrond you. But sometimes you should acknowledge that not everything is joke material, yeah... it sucks, but being serious at the right moments is important too. But when the tension needs breaking, we can all expect you to be the one to do it with a witty one-liner.