September 6th, 2007

Beware

Children ...and the things they say

Talking to my kids last night - snippets of conversation.

What my son said:

I want Chex for breakfast.

What I heard:

I want sex for breakfast.

I think my jaw dropped to my feet, along with my heart until I figured out what he *was* saying. (whew)

While getting ready for bed, my lovely daughter:

I went to the potty!
Good.
There's not enough poop in my bottom.

*blink*

Yeah, I didn't know what to say to that either.
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