July 8th, 2008


Things I learned on the way to work today...

Cobblestone was created for the express purpose of torturing women in heels
Contrary to popular belief, coffee -does not- increase stamina, endurance or coordination
Hills are the most evil things nature created in landscapes
Said hills are even more evil when wearing heels
Heels were created by a sadist for the sole purpose of torturing women

Oh yeah, for those who don't know, I started a new job.
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