Clipped from an email from mom:
Below is a wonderful poem. Audrey Hepburn wrote it when she was asked
to share her "beauty tips." It was read at her funeral years later.
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived,reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms.
As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.
Okay...big pet peeve. "Yous guys", or even just "yous". The word is spelled YOU..notice the distinct absense of the letter 's' on the end??
2nd pet peeve. If I'm speaking DO NOT speak over me, especially if you claim yourself to be a "professional", because that is anything but, bitch. If you'd just shut your fat yap a moment, I might even answer a question for you before you ask it. Imagine that. Stupid fuck.
Things to do tonight:
Put away clothes
Clean bathroom counter (maybe)
Take nice hot bath