onyx (onyxangel) wrote,
onyx
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Sad puppy

Girl: What if you throw a woman down his pants?

Me: It wouldn't be as entertaining. And besides..what's she gonna use?

Guy: It's okay, I won't tell you about the time I couldn't fit into a chick I was banging.

Me: But, that, oddly just proves my point. What the hell is she gonna use?

Guy: Did you just turn that around on me?

Me: I did.

Guy: I am a sad puppy.
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