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Couldn't resist...

SUREFIRE WAYS TO GET PUNISHED BY YOUR DOM!!

During wax play, sing "Happy Birthday to Me " and blow
out the candle

In the middle of an intense flogging, close your eyes
and snore.

Using your best Howard Cosell impression, give a
play-by-play account of what is being done to you.

When ordered "Look me in the eyes!" do it cross-eyed.

During a public verbal humiliation scene, stick your
fingers in your ears and say, "Nyah, nyah, I can't
hear
you!"

Decorate your Top's leathers with neon polka dots and
stripes.

Put a whoopee cushion in your Top's chair.

"Just say, 'No.'"

Use the toybag for dirty laundry. Forget to switch the
contents before the next play party.

Stick an Alka-seltzer in your mouth at the start of a
scene. Work up a good foam, and call out your safe
word.

Sing while being cropped.

Speak a language your Top doesn't know.

Giggle incessantly.

Tell your Top you can't count because your hands are
tied up and you can't see your fingers.

Take messages for your Top by writing them on post-its
and sticking them on your rear.

Superglue the nipple clamps shut.

Attach "clappers" to all the lights in the dungeon
just before a paddling

Comments

( 9 comments — Drop A Feather )
lordtyr
Feb. 21st, 2002 03:55 am (UTC)
Uh huh
Cute. The key is, will it be punishment you WANT? *cough*FOW*cough* :)
onyxangel
Feb. 21st, 2002 10:05 am (UTC)
Re: Uh huh
*looks all angelic like* Yeah...but...but....


(What's FOW?)
lordtyr
Feb. 21st, 2002 02:19 pm (UTC)
Re: Uh huh
Fond of Writing, dear. :)
onyxangel
Feb. 21st, 2002 02:38 pm (UTC)
Re: Uh huh
GAHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*runs away screaming*
jr_surfer
Feb. 21st, 2002 07:27 am (UTC)
List
Very funny, where did u get it?
J
onyxangel
Feb. 21st, 2002 09:56 am (UTC)
Re: List
It was sent to me on an email list I'm part of (G) Not sure where the sender found it. I was laughing hysterically!
zombiedip
Feb. 21st, 2002 09:02 am (UTC)
*squirm* *squirm* i can not even imagine the punishment, but the thought of it makes me hurt really really good *squirm* *squirm*
onyxangel
Feb. 21st, 2002 09:47 am (UTC)
Re:
*laughs* Tyr is probably thinkin' "Don't you EVEN think about it girl!" *squirms*
phona
Feb. 23rd, 2002 06:42 am (UTC)
lol those are gooooood :)
( 9 comments — Drop A Feather )