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I, too, donned lemming gear....

Become a lemming...

My results:

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon (181%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


TotL (135%)
Go read Brunching


Junkfood (115%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Religion (130%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British (145%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (115%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Sci-fi (110%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Politics (115%)
Stop caring!


Discordia (170%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Hippyism (115%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory (110%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Southampton (84%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.



hehe....

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