Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Go read Brunching
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory (110%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Move to the Isle of Wight.