onyx (onyxangel) wrote,

Bumber stickers for women....

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going.
4. My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
5. Coffee, chocolate, men...sometimes things are just better rich.
6. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
7. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
8. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
9. I'm out of estrogen...and I have a gun.
10. Guys have feelings too. But like, who cares?
11. Next mood swing: 6 minutes
12. And your point is?
13. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
14. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
15. Do not start with me. You will not win.
16. You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
17. All stressed out and no one to choke.
18. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
19. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
20. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
21. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
22. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Courtesy of a long time ago email from Bryan :)

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